this-disgusting-ribbon:

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

sproutoftheblue:

CLASSIC

merrymalady:

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

david glawocki, i love smart punks.

merrymalady:

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

david glawocki, i love smart punks.

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so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

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oaek:

dootzy:

tiennae:

oaek:

BABES BROS BEANS hello hi this is super lame but listen

there’s a “best dorm room” contest going on right now and voting is by likes on facebook which is ugh I don’t even have a fb but anyway my homegirl maddie (elessarrg) and I have a…

theonion:

Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years

theonion:

Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years

reblog if you dont have a bra on

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canna-bish:

Thank you so fucking much.

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